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Hans-Joachim Marseille

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[04 Jun 2008|12:13am]
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[25 Jan 2007|12:33am]

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t'was a good summer then, wasn't it... [06 Nov 2006|08:55pm]
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[14 Sep 2006|11:48pm]
This weeks photo exploits:


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mmmmmwine! [27 Aug 2006|07:55am]
Last night i had the pleasure of trying, in generous amounts, the following:
Chateau Pichon Longueville Paulliac '95 & '97
Chateau Gazin Pomerol Grand Cru '96
Chateau Haut-Brion 1st Growth Grand Cru '96 & '97

and Chateau Mouton Rothschild along with other less memorable things.

Don't think i will ever get an opportunity to compare wines like that again.

Though not the most expensive or prestigious of the lot, Haut-Brion '96 stands out far above the rest. So ellegant and velvety....better than a first kiss! it actually sent shivers down my spine.
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[07 Aug 2006|07:01pm]
[ mood | melancholy ]

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[07 Aug 2006|12:30am]
[ mood | lonely ]

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[01 Aug 2006|07:35pm]
after a shitty and long day at work, there really is nothing like a nice hot bubble bath in complete darkness with Bohren Und Der Club Of Gore playing and three G&Ts lined up on the ledge like lambs to a slaughter....

now if i only had someone to give me a massage :/
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[15 May 2006|11:15pm]
[ mood | nostalgic ]

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[06 Feb 2006|02:33pm]

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LPD, ORE and more [27 Sep 2005|04:57am]

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[03 Aug 2005|01:04am]

Finally got to play with studio lights

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chains that bind us... [29 Apr 2005|10:11pm]

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...are decaying

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very picture-heavy but worthwhile [25 Oct 2004|09:26pm]
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Jagermeister Lamentations [09 Oct 2004|12:46pm]
A lot was drunk, little was done, let the pictures speak for themselves

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[12 Sep 2004|08:57am]

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Been feeling rather lonely lately. also started drinking quite a bit, still not going to get drunk in presence of others but i am fine in privacy of my hermitage. Uni starting tomorrow and i am not sure if i am looking foreward to it as everything lately has been rather monotonous. I need a break
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The dawn is ours, if the dream is pure... [16 Jan 2004|01:03am]

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Pleasure animal [19 Jun 2003|09:30pm]
I've been thinking about this for a while now, it was an idea that came to me in a dream and one day i hope to make it into a reality. Now we all know that times are becoming harder, people have less and less free time and living spaces are becoming more and more cramped. Also there are people out there who get lonely, and also some silly ones who don't want to kill animals for eating.

Well, my pleasure animal would solve that. Genetically engineered of course, it would somewhat resemble a fat fluffy dog, and it would be self-sufficient like a cat.
On its back its fur could be lifted to expose a growth of nerveless meat. Now this piece of flesh would rapidly regenerate itself once a fillet or a steak is sliced off and the animal wouldn't feel a thing. A day or two later it would again be ready for harvesting. Since the animal would not be harmed in any way all those vegetarians would be appeased. What's more, with mirracles fo genetic engineering your animal could come in different flavours - pork, beef, lamb, chicken, turkey or venisson.

Another little surprise the new owner would find is an udder, you would have your own supply of milk as well, all you'd have to do is take it for a walk in a nearby park. What's more, it would also be capable of laying eggs. As with the meat growth, these would come in a variety of flavours ranging from usual chicken, ostriche and goose.

Apart from eddible aspects, the animal would also have guard dog capabilities, to keep you and your property safe from intruders. When in its friendly mode, it would cuddle you and keep you company as you watch tv.

Having goat's stomach it would serve the purpuse of waste disposal unit and would create a good, organic fertiliser for your flowers. Nothing goes to waste!

Now, when you finish watching that tv and decide to retire to bed, what you need for a good night's sleep is not a warm glass of milk but sex. Fret not, you won't have to go out and face numerous rejections till your ego shrinks to a sad little memory, your animal doesn't have that "pleasure" in its name for nothing. Any need can be catered to, be it for males, females or both. And for those that might want to try something different, bit kinky or just plain wrong, there are a range of animal genitalia available as well as the very special tentacled pleasure mouth. Aside from its two long slimy tongues which can tickle those hard to reach places, a set of squid like tentacles will bring even the most numb and unsensitive amongst you to pure orgasmic extasy.

So there you have it, it's an affectionate pet, a protector, healthy food source, waste disposal unit AND a sex partned all rolled into one cute ball of fur! Easy to feed and it basically takes care of itself AND you! And you thought dogs and cats were cool.. When i finally realise my dreams and make it will be a bigger fad than Hello Kitty and cellphones put together. A true neo-pet for the busy men and women of 21'st century.

Goodnight all.

[29 May 2003|06:55pm]
fucking goths, loitering around cemetaries with cameras...

...and crawling through tunnles under Downtown Auckland.

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[20 Mar 2003|12:55pm]

für Eliane [16 Mar 2003|04:24pm]

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